Seaworld advertisements make me want to throw up

"I’ve got a bad case of the 3:00 am guilts - you know, when you lie in bed awake and replay all those things you didn’t do right? Because, as we all know, nothing solves insomnia like a nice warm glass of regret, depression and self-loathing."

D.D. Barant, Dying Bites  (via perfect)

(Source: uglypnis, via nekomarie)